One small step for man, one giant leap for Pritchett-kind. RE-BLOG if you have ever had an awkward locker room moment.

RE-BLOG if you’ve ever prematurely hit ‘send.’

MOFYs, hope this summer has treated all of you well!

Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.

The best way to earn peoples’ respect is to be yourself, regardless of the color of your unitard. 

Tame night? It’s not too late to make it a wild one!

Crouching salesman, falling Dunphy.

RE-BLOG if you’re an excellent driver.

It’s better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.

RE-BLOG if you know someone who’s full of hot air!

RE-BLOG if you’re starving for more of Phil’s dark side.

Girls rule and boys drool. Or maybe it’s just Luke.

Forget the party. You’d have more fun if you stay home this #TGIMF and watch back-to-back episodes of Modern Family tonight at 9/8c on USA.

RE-BLOG if you have a way with words.

I’ve heard of saving the whales… but bathing them?